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Old 07-06-2018, 04:53 PM   #31 (permalink)
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This discussion reminds me of the first time I saw pickled pigs feet.



Ew.
Pickled pigs feet are not just gross but they smell like death. Alright I don't know if they were pickled but they were pigs feet people were eating and they smelled like death. It sucks being the "cook" in a fast food restaurant where the microwave is right next to your head and your coworkers who bring nasty poor people food to work and mic it to eat during the day do so at best three feet away from your nose and then...

OMFG YOUR FOOD STINKS **** OFF EAT PIGS FEET AWAY FROM ME THAT **** MAKES BORSCHT SMELL LIKE PERFUMED FEET **** BLACK PEOPLE!!!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-06-2018, 05:29 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2018, 05:39 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Thanks for having my back, chum.
Bro, I love Jaws so I love chum. I think I might legit watch Jaws cause OH MY ****ING GOD SO GOOD!!!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-06-2018, 05:52 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2018, 06:04 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2018, 06:20 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Seriously though I'm bout to watch Jaws cause it's the best movie. God damn Modern Lovers pleasure your mother.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-06-2018, 06:20 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2018, 09:18 PM   #38 (permalink)
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

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Probably sue the Bank of America (or whoever prints the money) for using his image without permission, demand royalties on every dollar printed.
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Old 07-07-2018, 09:20 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2018, 09:37 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Nice.
I'm sure he wouldn't be above compromising his morals for the old folding green....
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