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Old 04-15-2018, 10:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

A guy named Knock Knock.
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Old 04-15-2018, 10:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to.
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Old 04-15-2018, 10:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.
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Old 04-15-2018, 10:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.
How can you screw in a light bulb? Wouldn't it be very uncomfortable, not least for the lady?
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What do you call a seventy-ton gorilla?

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Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema.
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Old 04-15-2018, 10:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema.
Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema show?
No?
I'll tell you after the ordeal.
What ordeal?
The Battle of Epping Forest.
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