Nipped in the butt :D

Should have a malapropism thread.

I don't have mice but there are definitely rats living in my garage and under the porch. I swear my dog keeps them as pets though, he refuses to step off the deck at night but all day long buries his food out in the yard, which I assume is for the fatties. I kept rats as pets when he was a pup so maybe that has something to do with it.

Tentatively hoping the ****ers are gone/dead now. Hasn't been any movement in a week, no corpses either. Opened the shed in case there was a killzone in there, but no, nothing. So hopefully that's it. The poison in the boxes will, I'm told, last all year, so if any more come sniffing around they'll get a nasty surprise.

#RodentHolocaust2018
#OnlyGoodMouseIsADeadmau5
#GreyLivesDon'tMatter

Fuck that.

#ResdaynWillRiseAgain

That's not how mouse traps work.:mad:

Also, mice don't eat cheese. Give 'em that peanut butter and they love it. Till they realise it's poisoned, of course.

My semen just wasn't the mouse aphrodisiac I thought it would be.