Roaches
 

Anyone else infested with these horrible creepers?

They live on anything. Mold, fabric, any food, spilt booze, rotting wood, even old trees near your house. They come in and just don’t die.

Three times I woke up to one of those supersized bastards crawling on me. Raid, clean, bait, seal, fog—- they keep on coming. ****ing monsters.

well they have been around for like ever they are highly resilent soooo... ive never had a problem with them in my house thank god but every area is different

but they can be beat with a professional exterminator comes in a pretty much nukes your house and the area around it

Start sleeping with catnip.

I've never even seen one irl

Where do you live where you never seen one. Gee whiz even when I don't see them for days, I still have nightmares about them.

Yeah

It’s the surrounding area.

I’ve seen hundreds of them on a dead oak tree right outside my door.

Dafuq?

Never been some where with a roach problem other than the state fair. I know the battle with bed bugs and I have won the battle with bed bugs, resiliently, because I'm the ****, dude.

Now that's white privilege.

same

not sure if they’re around in canada or not

Plenty of cockroaches in the houses that I've lived in, though mercifully not often in my bedroom, which I maintain as a zero-tolerance zone, with the aid of mosquito screens and bug spray. Nevertheless, I've had a couple of experiences, the memories of which I try to repress, featuring that ghastly mutation, the flying cockroach. :yikes:

N.B. In England (where they barely exist) you have to say "cockroach" because for some reason "roach" is (or at least was) slang for the dead stub-end of a smoked joint, reefer, spliff or number, nowhatahmsayin? ;)