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Old 04-09-2018, 12:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-09-2018, 12:18 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Never seen one. Unless it's on the bottom of my shoe. I live in the PNW, aka the superior USA.
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Old 04-09-2018, 12:25 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Asian cockroaches, which can be found in warm areas such as Florida, and closely resemble the German cockroach, are capable of flight.
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Old 04-09-2018, 12:30 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Can we call the German cockroach the Hitleroach?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-09-2018, 12:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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It's almost worse that they can't fly particularly fast, because while they're fast enough to escape death if given a few seconds head start, the site of a flying cockroach anti-majestically rising into the air with all the horror of worms in animal excrement will make you recoil in panic so that they may very well be able to disappear into the gap of a cupboard.
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I bet the German cockroaches made sure to eliminate all the Jewish cockroaches. The Insectocaust? Roachocaust?
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Old 04-09-2018, 12:37 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Jesus! You're just trying to give me nightmares now! Shudder!

What? Can't a flying cockroach have its own website?

I bet the German cockroaches made sure to eliminate all the Jewish cockroaches. The Insectocaust? Roachocaust?
If you're going to go with a bad roach/Holocaust joke then you can at least go for the painfully obvious "Insecticide".
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If you're going to go with a bad roach/Holocaust joke then you can at least go for the painfully obvious "Insecticide".
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