Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1939578)

It's almost worse that they can't fly particularly fast, because while they're fast enough to escape death if given a few seconds head start, the site of a flying cockroach anti-majestically rising into the air with all the horror of worms in animal excrement will make you recoil in panic so that they may very well be able to disappear into the gap of a cupboard.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1939582)

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1939597)

**** those bastards of evolution

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1939600)

Jesus! You're just trying to give me nightmares now! Shudder!

What? Can't a flying cockroach have its own website?

I bet the German cockroaches made sure to eliminate all the Jewish cockroaches. The Insectocaust? Roachocaust?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1939602)

If you're going to go with a bad roach/Holocaust joke then you can at least go for the painfully obvious "Insecticide".