Does it taste like chicken?
Ah, crap! That's where the ****ing secret herbs and spices come from, isn't it? :yikes:

KFC is the only thing that doesn't taste like chicken.

I used to think Bicester was Bye-sester until I heard it said by someone else. Nearly had a stroke trying to pronounce Aberystwyth. Them Welsh towns are a mad ting.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll - Try that one, the long version.

As Blackadder said: try asking for directions to a Welsh town and you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a week! :laughing: Look, you.

Delaware

Seriously? ****ing Delaware.

Even though they were a slave state they had mostly given up the practice by the onset of the civil war. They sided with the union and those that wanted to fight for the south had to skedaddle down to Virginia. The Mason-Dixon Line runs north and south through it making Delaware a very dubious “southern” state indeed.

Delaware’s largest city is Wilmington which is basically a very ****ty horrendously crime-ridden distant suburb of Philadelphia. White flight has sunk Wilmington’s population to a hundred year low.

What can I say? **** Delaware.

Clifford Brown is from Wilmington.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iYfUub2v0b...ford_brown.jpg





Stardust

I’m sucker for the orchestration on these old “with strings” albums.

Free jazz pianist, Matthew Shipp, who is also from Wilmington, gets my vote as Delaware’s greatest musician ever.

http://www.hallwalls.org/music-images/MatthewShipp1.jpg

This is some of my favorite work he’s been involved in.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...u3vdjoLTmCDcG1

David S. Ware’s interpretation of Sonny Rollin’s Freedom Suite.

Do New Jersey :D

I guess it's the South of the Northeast.

Florida

Florida has beaten me. My disgust with the limp dick state is personal. Plants, insects, animals, and even people have to be their evolutionary ugliest 24/7 to compete for the energy rich moisture soaked sun boiled air. Florida is where rich Jews come to die. Florida produces the most aggressive and unpleasant black people in America. Florida even distorts the already profoundly distorted white southerner. It may seem like Florida is the most diverse of all the southern states, from the Cuban nightlife of Miami to endless white trash of Jacksonville, but in truth there’s an ugly homogeneity that sweeps the entire state. Whether you arrive in the western panhandle or The Atlantic Coast when you see a welcome to the Sunshine State sign you’re suddenly in the bowels of California’s retarded hick cousin with crotch rot and skin cancer. Florida is here, waiting for you to come and eat its mushrooms and trip out of your skull dusk till dawn on snow white beaches and Florida, even more than Louisiana, is the greatest place on earth to drop acid and listen to death metal in a graveyard. Florida is the most horrifying state in the country. It’s uncivilized. WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.