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Old 07-26-2019, 06:41 PM   #501 (permalink)
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Even southerners are disgusted by how southern Alabama is.
I noticed this too when I first moved to NC. I mean granted I lived in Florida before that but South FL is completely overrun with new Yorkers, Jews and immigrants so it doesn't really count as the true South.

It was a culture shock when I moved here and I would say the stereotypes to the locals like you guys **** your cousins and they would just be like "Naw, that's Alabama" or "Naw, that's West Virginia."

Funny how instead of rebuking the stereotype they just pawn it off on a slightly more slack jawed nearby state. I was like are you sure? Cause the rest of the country thinks it's all y'all.

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Old 07-26-2019, 08:39 PM   #502 (permalink)
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Yeah Virginians treat West Virginians with contempt. I'm sure it has something to do with them seceding from us in the Civil War.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Yeah Virginians treat West Virginians with contempt. I'm sure it has something to do with them seceding from us in the Civil War.
West Virginia is considerably more repulsive.
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Even worse than the western part of Virginia (aka the VD capital of the US)?
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Yeah I'm thinking West Virginia is pretty hard to beat tbh

Other than parts of Florida and Texas, Virginia is the closest to a non southern state in the South.
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Even worse than the western part of Virginia (aka the VD capital of the US)?
West Virginia is the absolute bottom.
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Worse than northern Florida?
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Worse than northern Florida?
Much worse
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You have to be more specific. If you're talking Pensacola that's a spring break town. The real backward areas of Florida are in the middle of the state between the two coasts, where they grow all the oranges and ****.

Guarantee you any party of Florida that's on the coast is significantly less redneck than WV. Even Jacksonville.

You ever seen the wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia?
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So how come West Virginia Man isn't a meme?
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