Yep, I was a mile from Camden Yards before we had to move (now we're on the outskirts but it's a nice house)

Roba Stanley

Smokey and the Bandit co-star
Claw-hammer technique maverick
Country music legend

Are you gonna move on to a new state or something? Haven't you been on Georgia for like ten years?

***Bonus Track***

The Jesus and Mary Chain covering Guitar Man



with Chet Atkins playing a very upbeat white man’s version of Ol Man River



Not sure I’m buying into that one but there it is.

Hey man, I did Florida head to toe. Some states have have had a lot to say. I’m done when I’m done.

And quite frankly, I’m putting together a pretty damn fine resource together here. You should be thanking me. Virginia is for lovers but it starts with V. I didn’t write the alphabet. I’ll get there when I get there.

Georgia starts with G which stands for Go **** yourself.

By the time I’m done you’re gonna know more about Jerry Reed than his mother did. I was gonna glance over his mediocre years but now we’re digging deep. He’s got like 50 studio albums too. We’re gonna be dissecting this redneck for years, bitch.

*ignore*

You’re a junky and you know it.