OccultHawk Reviews The Southern States

Neapolitan · 04-02-2018, 06:17 PM

Whadda think of the Georgia Guidestones?

OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Do me next! Do me next! And then do Virginia!

You want me to write a review of you?

I was planning on going through the states alphabetically but I guess I can do Virginia next.

OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Whadda think of the Georgia Guidestones?

Oh damn. I haven’t thought about those things in ages. They’re cool.

OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

GA has the best music

James Brown and Pylon

There’s some very stiff competition.

Trollheart · 04-02-2018, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Do me next! Do me next! And then do Virginia!

Virginia can wait her turn, impatient little bitch.

The Batlord · 04-02-2018, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

You want me to write a review of you?

I was planning on going through the states alphabetically but I guess I can do Virginia next.

Southerners only know the alphabet when saying it backwards to a cop.

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 12:26 AM

Arkansas

Arkansas has the most securely entrenched white privilege of all the southern states. Even though it’s partly Texas’ bitch it’s still southern enough to be around 80% “deep” south. Blacks in Arkansas are generally pleasant enough but, surprisingly considering where they are, the whites are pretentious and uppity. They actually think you can live your life in Arkansas and not be pathetic white trash. They have a sort of faux wannabe Santa Fe lifestyle thing that gives them a sense of superiority but in fact is really just sad. The whites in Arkansas think they’re a bit more progressive then Alabamians but in actuality blacks and LGBT and the irreligious have it worse in Arkansas.

Are there any worthwhile Arkansawyer authors or should we get straight into the music?

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 03:36 AM

Alright

I don’t give half a **** about Glen Campbell and 70s cocaine cowboy ****

His music sucks

Even the verse of this song sucks

But the chorus- the chorus on this is ****ing unforgettable

Trollheart · 04-03-2018, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Arkansas

Arkansas has the most securely entrenched white privilege of all the southern states. Even though it’s partly Texas’ bitch it’s still southern enough to be around 80% “deep” south. Blacks in Arkansas are generally pleasant enough but, surprisingly considering where they are, the whites are pretentious and uppity. They actually think you can live your life in Arkansas and not be pathetic white trash. They have a sort of faux wannabe Santa Fe lifestyle thing that gives them a sense of superiority but in fact is really just sad. The whites in Arkansas think they’re a bit more progressive then Alabamians but in actuality blacks and LGBT and the irreligious have it worse in Arkansas.

Are there any worthwhile Arkansawyer authors or should we get straight into the music?

Not to mention that they're pretentious. Oh yeah, you said that. Well, they are. I mean, surely that should be pronounced "Ar-Kan-Saz"? Where the **** does "saw" come into it? They too uppity to want to be associated with Kansas?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Alright

I don’t give half a **** about Glen Campbell and 70s cocaine cowboy ****

His music sucks

Even the verse of this song sucks

But the chorus- the chorus on this is ****ing unforgettable

Best Campbell song ever.

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 08:46 AM

Nice one!

Well Arkansas has some heavy hitters including Johnny Cash and Pharoah Sanders. So we might have to hang out in this pretentious Texas wannabe sweltering **** box for quite a while.

04-03-2018, 12:26 AM	#27 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Arkansas Arkansas has the most securely entrenched white privilege of all the southern states. Even though it’s partly Texas’ bitch it’s still southern enough to be around 80% “deep” south. Blacks in Arkansas are generally pleasant enough but, surprisingly considering where they are, the whites are pretentious and uppity. They actually think you can live your life in Arkansas and not be pathetic white trash. They have a sort of faux wannabe Santa Fe lifestyle thing that gives them a sense of superiority but in fact is really just sad. The whites in Arkansas think they’re a bit more progressive then Alabamians but in actuality blacks and LGBT and the irreligious have it worse in Arkansas. Are there any worthwhile Arkansawyer authors or should we get straight into the music? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-03-2018, 03:36 AM	#28 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Alright I don’t give half a ** about Glen Campbell and 70s cocaine cowboy His music sucks Even the verse of this song sucks But the chorus- the chorus on this is **ing unforgettable __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-03-2018, 08:46 AM	#30 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Nice one! Well Arkansas has some heavy hitters including Johnny Cash and Pharoah Sanders. So we might have to hang out in this pretentious Texas wannabe sweltering **** box for quite a while. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html