OccultHawk Reviews The Southern States

OccultHawk · 05-12-2018, 12:31 PM

Orlando and Lou Pearlman

Founded and managed the following bands. Was suspected of being a child molester. Art Garfunkel’s cousin. Ponzi scheme mastermind and of course born again Christian.

Lou Pearlman died from stroking out while locked up in a Miami prison.

Spoiler for random shot of black inmates who may have raped Pearlman:

Backstreet Boys

*NSYNC

O-Town

The Batlord · 05-12-2018, 12:44 PM

*uses this as an excuse to tell OH to listen to NSYNC's No Strings Attached, cause if you're gonna listen to one boy band record*

OccultHawk · 05-12-2018, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

*uses this as an excuse to tell OH to listen to NSYNC's No Strings Attached, cause if you're gonna listen to one boy band record*

I’ve never listened to it, got it on now.

This I Promise You is good pop song I can tell already.

The Batlord · 05-12-2018, 01:01 PM

It's the only boy band album I've heard yet that doesn't try to throw in way too many ballads. Just give me teen girl bangerz and that sounded weird.

Trollheart · 05-12-2018, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's the only boy band album I've heard yet that doesn't try to throw in way too many ballads. Just give me teen girl bangerz and that sounded weird.

OH's new usertitle!

grindy · 05-13-2018, 07:31 AM

I heard their night clubs are also pretty terrible.

OccultHawk · 05-13-2018, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I heard their night clubs are also pretty terrible.

Did you give Pulse a shot?

OccultHawk · 05-13-2018, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

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That’s a big job, son.

Trollheart · 05-13-2018, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

That's how I feel about Orlando.

He's not the worst actor, now, let's be fair.

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Originally Posted by grindy

I heard their night clubs are also pretty terrible.

Is that where they go out in gangs at night and club you?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Did you give Pulse a shot?

That would be a taser, would it not?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

That’s a big job, son.

A job for a Yankee.

OccultHawk · 05-13-2018, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

yeah, im not really up to that challenge honestly :/

I’m creating a huge redneck resource here. Pre-internet this kind of **** was worth something. And what is this? Just the 4th state? When I’m done I might do another thread just to index all this ****. I ain’t cutting corners neither.

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grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I heard their night clubs are also pretty terrible. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*