OccultHawk Reviews The Southern States

Oriphiel · 04-18-2018, 10:43 AM

Seriously though, I've gotta say that Maryland is by far the worst southern state. Whole place is one big pile of disgusting and depressing shit, utterly void of any happiness. As soon as you cross the border, the air becomes dead and stale, and you're suddenly surrounded by rusty machinary and fields of dead grass, like you just stepped into Silent fucking Hill. Not even exaggerating.

And the people are irredeemable garbage that shit on anyone even slightly outside of their cultural norms in a desperate attempt to momentarily feel something other than the crushing despair of their pointless existence.

And don't even get me started on Baltimore.

Maryland is what fell out of America's ass after it got the stomach flu. Everything there is coated with a patina of misery.

The Batlord · 04-18-2018, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Seriously though, I've gotta say that Maryland is by far the worst southern state. Whole place is one big pile of disgusting and depressing shit, utterly void of any happiness. As soon as you cross the border, the air becomes dead and stale, and you're suddenly surrounded by rusty machinary and fields of dead grass, like you just stepped into Silent fucking Hill. Not even exaggerating.

And the people are irredeemable garbage that shit on anyone even slightly outside of their cultural norms in a desperate attempt to momentarily feel something other than the crushing despair of their pointless existence.

And don't even get me started on Baltimore.

Maryland is what fell out of America's ass after it got the stomach flu. Everything there is coated with a patina of misery.

It's a bit long for a motto but I like it.

OccultHawk · 04-18-2018, 10:48 AM

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More like...

Delaware: Just as much poverty and crime as New Jersey with less things to do.

That’s true actually

Delaware: The poor man’s New Jersey

OccultHawk · 04-18-2018, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's a bit long for a motto but a like it.

lol

**Exo** · 04-18-2018, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Seriously though, I've gotta say that Maryland is by far the worst southern state. Whole place is one big pile of disgusting and depressing shit, utterly void of any happiness. As soon as you cross the border, the air becomes dead and stale, and you're suddenly surrounded by rusty machinary and fields of dead grass, like you just stepped into Silent fucking Hill. Not even exaggerating.

And the people are irredeemable garbage that shit on anyone even slightly outside of their cultural norms in a desperate attempt to momentarily feel something other than the crushing despair of their pointless existence.

And don't even get me started on Baltimore.

Maryland is what fell out of America's ass after it got the stomach flu. Everything there is coated with a patina of misery.

Don't forget Ocean City. The place is starting to come after Daytona Beach as the place you go to thinking it's going to be fun but just end up leaving after a day because of how garbage it is.

Oriphiel · 04-18-2018, 10:52 AM

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It's a bit long for a motto but a like it.

I just really fucking hate Maryland.

**Exo** · 04-18-2018, 10:54 AM

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I just really fucking hate Maryland.

We all do. We all do.

Oriphiel · 04-18-2018, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

We all do. We all do.

OccultHawk · 04-18-2018, 11:09 AM

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Don't forget Ocean City. The place is starting to come after Daytona Beach as the place you go to thinking it's going to be fun but just end up leaving after a day because of how garbage it is.

Dafuq? Daytona Beach is insane fun. It’s like if the French Quarter was created by a 15 year old on Angel Dust.

Trollheart · 04-18-2018, 11:17 AM

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Maryland is what fell out of America's ass after it got the stomach flu. Everything there is coated with a patina of misery.

Well that's the last time I buy these, then!

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Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Seriously though, I've gotta say that Maryland is by far the worst southern state. Whole place is one big pile of disgusting and depressing shit, utterly void of any happiness. As soon as you cross the border, the air becomes dead and stale, and you're suddenly surrounded by rusty machinary and fields of dead grass, like you just stepped into Silent fucking Hill. Not even exaggerating. And the people are irredeemable garbage that shit on anyone even slightly outside of their cultural norms in a desperate attempt to momentarily feel something other than the crushing despair of their pointless existence. And don't even get me started on Baltimore. Maryland is what fell out of America's ass after it got the stomach flu. Everything there is coated with a patina of misery. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------