*Halt die fresse.

Sometimes ppl say words with their mouths when they're near me. I'm not sure what to infer but its annoying.

There's this weird old man in a brown jacket that always mumbles angry, undecipherable words when he walks past me. I think he has tourettes. Or maybe he just hates the way I look.

But generally, I hate when strangers say things to me that they don't want me to respond to. I've met so many rude idiots. Some guy even threw a bottle after me. I piss people off, apparently.

What really annoys me as a big brained smart guy is that when I'm lost in thought and someone starts talking to me. It takes me a second for me to realize that you're talking, then it takes me a second to realize that you're talking to me, and by the time I'm all caught up on the fact that some communication is occurring between me and another human, they're almost done saying what they're trying to tell me. Just get my attention first you ****in idiots.

# <-Bat's joke
O <-your head

I feel like I do something like this all the time. I always walk around, immersed in my own thoughts. Then, when someone talks to me and I didn't expect anyone to do so, I usually blurt out some inane/confounding half-reply because I wasn't mentally ready to have a conversation.

Then I do a mental facepalm and sigh.

My comment was a sort of rambly half reaction to what that Batman guy said. I'm not even aware of what's going on in the preceeding comments ffs!

Sorry.

No. Apology not accepted. Go stick your penis in a pencil sharpener. Then I will forgive you.

Edit: Penis is not a censored word?! Yay! I'm gonna exploit the hell out of this discovery!

That's batman to you.




Although literally all of my disposable income is spent at bars. I suppose it might be a more fitting SN.

I misspelled it. But Barman would be a pretty cool username.

Don't use it too much; Hawk might sue.

My penis is pretty small but I don't think it will fit in a pencil sharpener.
I'm sorry I failed you again.

**** off you just confused the hell out of me.

Bat <-> Batty

It's allright. You can always just pay a prostitute to kick you in the balls.

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

*alright

There are many people who would kick me in the balls for free.
They'd probably even pay me money.

A tiny little bit of Google research tells me Trollheart is right.

The form alright is a one-word spelling of the phrase all right. Alright is commonly used in written dialogue and informal writing, but all right is the only acceptable form in edited writing. Basically, it is not all right to use alright in standard English.

Technically "alright" isn't officially a word but it's used differently to "all right" and so Trollheart is functionally wrong.

Using "all right" in this circumstance would insinuate that multiple things are correct, whereas "alright" would indicate that something is okay. Clearly you are using the second meaning so "alright" makes sense.

Thous't stupid.

alt right

You're all right.

"You said 'You're all right?' No, I'm half left."

Yup instead of Yep pissed me off. And I use it regularly.

Neither are words. The correct word is Yes. Yeah is also acceptable. Yep and Yup are both as bad as each other. Not to mention yop.
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Yup.

Ja

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"My computer should work like [X]."

I just taught you how to open a PDF. Let me handle knowing how your computer should work.

lol

People should stop saying "lol"

If they do say it irl, they should say "L.O.L." instead of some **** like loll or lawl.

"L.O.L."

No you're not. I can see and hear that you're not laughing, yet you're telling me that you are. You are a filthy liar.

At least if I read it as a comment online or in an SMS, I could believe you're actually laughing.

I'm don't actually care, but it still seems like a valid criticism.

la'll

"grandbaby"

Stuuuupid. Nope nope, it is your grandson or granddaughter.

I thought that just meant that they're in the 1k price range (which is cheap af)

Well you got me thinking. I think "10K a day baby" would be pretty boss. "Grandbaby" is just lazy.