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rubber soul 07-13-2018 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1974418)
No. Apology not accepted. Go stick your penis in a pencil sharpener. Then I will forgive you.

Edit: Penis is not a censored word?! Yay! I'm gonna exploit the hell out of this discovery!

Don't use it too much; Hawk might sue.

grindy 07-13-2018 02:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1974418)
No. Apology not accepted. Go stick your penis in a pencil sharpener. Then I will forgive you.

Edit: Penis is not a censored word?! Yay! I'm gonna exploit the hell out of this discovery!
My penis is pretty small but I don't think it will fit in a pencil sharpener.
I'm sorry I failed you again.

The Batlord 07-13-2018 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1974414)
# <-Bat's joke
O <-your head
**** off you just confused the hell out of me.

grindy 07-13-2018 02:34 PM
Bat <-> Batty

MicShazam 07-13-2018 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1974423)
My penis is pretty small but I don't think it will fit in a pencil sharpener.
I'm sorry I failed you again.
It's allright. You can always just pay a prostitute to kick you in the balls.

Frownland 07-13-2018 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1974430)
It's allright.
:mad::mad::mad::mad:

*alright

grindy 07-13-2018 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1974430)
It's allright. You can always just pay a prostitute to kick you in the balls.
There are many people who would kick me in the balls for free.
They'd probably even pay me money.

Trollheart 07-13-2018 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1974431)
:mad::mad::mad::mad:

*alright
* all right

MicShazam 07-13-2018 03:29 PM
A tiny little bit of Google research tells me Trollheart is right.

The form alright is a one-word spelling of the phrase all right. Alright is commonly used in written dialogue and informal writing, but all right is the only acceptable form in edited writing. Basically, it is not all right to use alright in standard English.

The Batlord 07-13-2018 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1974435)
A tiny little bit of Google research tells me Trollheart is right.

The form alright is a one-word spelling of the phrase all right. Alright is commonly used in written dialogue and informal writing, but all right is the only acceptable form in edited writing. Basically, it is not all right to use alright in standard English.
Technically "alright" isn't officially a word but it's used differently to "all right" and so Trollheart is functionally wrong.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1974430)
It's allright. You can always just pay a prostitute to kick you in the balls.
Using "all right" in this circumstance would insinuate that multiple things are correct, whereas "alright" would indicate that something is okay. Clearly you are using the second meaning so "alright" makes sense.


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