Things People Say or Write That Annoy You

The Batlord · 03-23-2018, 08:37 PM

Your tits are too voluptuous and hairy to be Grammar Girl.

DwnWthVwls · 03-24-2018, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Yeah, that link almost made it sound like it's a rule that doesn't matter in the least. What a retard amiright?

Pretty sure he was joking that the title i made up for the article hyperlink not being what the article is actually about. If not i gave Frown too mych credit for being funny.

**Frownland** · 03-25-2018, 04:07 PM

"Your welcome"

Don't even try to be nice if you're not going to write right.

uncle salty · 04-03-2018, 08:37 AM

A couple of things...

Watching a documentary the other day, a guy in prison was complaining about how his civil rights were being violated.

As far as I'm concerned, the second you stepped outside the law, you forfeited your civil rights.

The other thing has to do with football.

When someone picks up a first down, they jump up and signal first down. It's a small thing, but it is a form of showboating.

If I ran the show, that would be an automatic loss of down. Not your job to signal first down, it's the ref's job.

Jump up and signal first down? Nope, sorry, second down.

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by uncle salty

A couple of things...

Watching a documentary the other day, a guy in prison was complaining about how his civil rights were being violated.

As far as I'm concerned, the second you stepped outside the law, you forfeited your civil rights.

The other thing has to do with football.

When someone picks up a first down, they jump up and signal first down. It's a small thing, but it is a form of showboating.

If I ran the show, that would be an automatic loss of down. Not your job to signal first down, it's the ref's job.

Jump up and signal first down? Nope, sorry, second down.

Spoken like a honky that will never run for a first down.

Trollheart · 04-03-2018, 08:51 AM

There's no part of that sentence I understood.

****ing American Football! No, I won't! We had it first.

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

There's no part of that sentence I understood.

****ing American Football! No, I won't! We had it first.

I watched that crazy Irish football game y’all play on youtube or something where it’s like two towns gathered up every inbred alcoholic and they rip each other’s balls off. I think y’all have been doing that for like 3000 years so yeah, you win. Not because of your hopeless soccer, though.

uncle salty · 04-03-2018, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Spoken like a honky that will never run for a first down.

Not since 1982, anyway.

And I probably should have clarified I was writing about American football.*

*On a side note, I like rugby waaayyyy better than soccer.

uncle salty · 04-03-2018, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I watched that crazy Irish football game y’all play on youtube or something where it’s like two towns gathered up every inbred alcoholic and they rip each other’s balls off. I think y’all have been doing that for like 3000 years so yeah, you win. Not because of your hopeless soccer, though.

I just read a murder mystery that starts off with that event. Two of the older players break off to do battle on their own & they discover a body on the egde of the woods.

I can't remember the title, though.

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 09:16 AM

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I can't remember the title, though.

Trollheart is a very forgettable Irish writer. Did you write it, Trolls?

03-25-2018, 04:07 PM	#143 (permalink)
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04-03-2018, 08:51 AM	#146 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	There's no part of that sentence I understood. ***ing American Football! No, I won't! We had it first. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

04-03-2018, 08:37 AM	#144 (permalink)
uncle salty Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 74	A couple of things... Watching a documentary the other day, a guy in prison was complaining about how his civil rights were being violated. As far as I'm concerned, the second you stepped outside the law, you forfeited your civil rights. The other thing has to do with football. When someone picks up a first down, they jump up and signal first down. It's a small thing, but it is a form of showboating. If I ran the show, that would be an automatic loss of down. Not your job to signal first down, it's the ref's job. Jump up and signal first down? Nope, sorry, second down.