Your tits are too voluptuous and hairy to be Grammar Girl.

Pretty sure he was joking that the title i made up for the article hyperlink not being what the article is actually about. If not i gave Frown too mych credit for being funny.

"Your welcome"

Don't even try to be nice if you're not going to write right.

A couple of things...


Watching a documentary the other day, a guy in prison was complaining about how his civil rights were being violated.

As far as I'm concerned, the second you stepped outside the law, you forfeited your civil rights.


The other thing has to do with football.

When someone picks up a first down, they jump up and signal first down. It's a small thing, but it is a form of showboating.

If I ran the show, that would be an automatic loss of down. Not your job to signal first down, it's the ref's job.

Jump up and signal first down? Nope, sorry, second down.

Spoken like a honky that will never run for a first down.

There's no part of that sentence I understood. :confused: ****ing American Football! No, I won't! We had it first.

I watched that crazy Irish football game y’all play on youtube or something where it’s like two towns gathered up every inbred alcoholic and they rip each other’s balls off. I think y’all have been doing that for like 3000 years so yeah, you win. Not because of your hopeless soccer, though.

Not since 1982, anyway.

And I probably should have clarified I was writing about American football.*




*On a side note, I like rugby waaayyyy better than soccer.

I just read a murder mystery that starts off with that event. Two of the older players break off to do battle on their own & they discover a body on the egde of the woods.

I can't remember the title, though.

Trollheart is a very forgettable Irish writer. Did you write it, Trolls?