If you had to eat one MusicBanter regular, who would it be?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-05-2018, 06:04 PM

chasing would require you go outside so my money is on him living

Chiomara · 03-05-2018, 06:06 PM

OccultHawk, there's no point in that if you're not going to at least let me hunt you.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

God damn it I can't remember the Canadian who posts all those pics of those mines he explores, but he sounds like someone I could kidnap, release into an isolated forest, and then hunt with a bow and arrow, who would give me a fine chase.

Yes, this is the ideal scenario. He would be ideal, probably. (..or maybe bob? Since he's a runner)

Someone hunt me please it sounds fun tbh

YorkeDaddy · 03-05-2018, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

God damn it I can't remember the Canadian who posts all those pics of those mines he explores, but he sounds like someone I could kidnap, release into an isolated forest, and then hunt with a bow and arrow, who would give me a fine chase.

I like your way of thinking. It’s less about the cannibalism and more about ****ing with somebody. Like imagine forcing Ki’s bitch ass to go through a big maze filled with harrowing obstacles and mind-bending puzzles with quips along the way like “Ki youre a bitch” to really test his resolve. Then he gets to the end and its like whelp Batlord of all ****ing people is gonna eat me now that sucks this is how it ends I guess

That’d be great

The Batlord · 03-05-2018, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

OccultHawk, there's no point in that if you're not going to at least let me hunt you.

Yes, this is the ideal scenario. He would be ideal, probably. (..or maybe bob? Since he's a runner)

Someone hunt me please it sounds fun tbh

I'd hunt you with a car battery so I could cook your nips to a nice medium rare.

OccultHawk · 03-05-2018, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

OccultHawk, there's no point in that if you're not going to at least let me hunt you.

Someone hunt me please it sounds fun tbh

Our different perspectives are breaking my heart.

Trollheart · 03-05-2018, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

do they need to be kosher

No but they do need to be slower.

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This brings up an interesting question: would different races taste different? Don’t asians like not sweat as much or something? They’d probably taste kinda bland. Need to season that ****

Yeah but you have one Asian and an hour later you're hungry for another.

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What disturbing events led to the existence of this thread?

The return of YD.

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Originally Posted by GunmouthGrace

We now know the actual reason some members "left"...

Anyone wanna check that basement?

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Whoever would be the most fun to hunt, I guess? (I don't know, I've already pondered this for two whole minutes which seems like entirely too long)

I'd be no fun. I'm totally out of shape. You'd catch me easily. Although if you wear that long red dress maybe the wolves would get you first. Or maybe you'd charm them to help you in the hunt ... I'm not helping my case here, am I?

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I’m only 8 please tell me what “the talk” means

We're not talking about IQ

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

God damn it I can't remember the Canadian who posts all those pics of those mines he explores, but he sounds like someone I could kidnap, release into an isolated forest, and then hunt with a bow and arrow, who would give me a fine chase.

The idea of you running for your meal! Talk about ****ing fast food!

You'd be like Homer