Chiomara & I are a thing

The Batlord · 01-24-2018, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

We’re strictly MB so on the forums of course. I haven’t proposed but that’s a good idea.

TBH I figured you'd me morally opposed to getting married cause marriage is a tool of the establishment to hoard wealth or something.

rubber soul · 01-24-2018, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

We've been through this. I'm your nemesis until you best me in combat.

(Also why can't I have a Music Banter girlfriend instead? I want at least four girlfriends)

I think Ori's available

Chiomara · 01-24-2018, 05:11 AM

So what do imaginary MB weddings consist of then? (Are they anything like Everquest weddings I wonder?)

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

**** that, you my bitch. Share my love of Demona. The only Gargoyle who matters.

I feel like we'd be her bitch.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Yeah. I think that's her way of saying she'd rather be with women than you.

Well, I mean, I want to be with women period and am generally obsessed with them. (See avatar)

Trollheart · 01-24-2018, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

We’re strictly MB so on the forums of course. I haven’t proposed but that’s a good idea.

Translation: I need shells for my shotgun and where is the key to that padlock for the shed anyway?

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

So what do imaginary MB weddings consist of then? (Are they anything like Everquest weddings I wonder?)

Leave it to Hawk to do it on the cheap.
#SecondLife4Lyfe

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Well, I mean, I want to be with women period and am generally obsessed with them. (See avatar)

You want to be with women's periods? You are weird.
Think I just heard Hawk's heart breaking.

OccultHawk · 01-24-2018, 08:01 AM

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So what do imaginary MB weddings consist of then?

We’d have a wedding ceremony thread and then we would use heart emojis when we spoke and PM each other every now and then. And you can mos def have girlfriends but it would hurt my feelings if heart emojied any other boys but it wouldn’t be a deal breaker.

But for now I’m just waiting for a clear yes on the going steady thing.

Yes, I’m acting like you said yes to our thing but really you suggested a battle and you never used the heart emoji to me so

Spoiler for only open if you’re Chi:

<3

rubber soul · 01-24-2018, 08:07 AM

I want to know what imaginary MB divorces are like

OccultHawk · 01-24-2018, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

I want to know what imaginary MB divorces are like

A mod would have to determine the conditions of the divorce. And we’d get lawyers. Lawyers can’t be mods. But first thing firsts.

I’d never leave you Chi.

Chiomara · 01-24-2018, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

We’d have a wedding ceremony thread and then we would use heart emojis when we spoke and PM each other every now and then. And you can mos def have girlfriends but it would hurt my feelings if heart emojied any other boys but it wouldn’t be a deal breaker.

But for now I’m just waiting for a clear yes on the going steady thing.

Yes, I’m acting like you said yes to our thing but really you suggested a battle and you never used the heart emoji to me so

Spoiler for only open if you’re Chi:

<3

Hrmmm.....

Such a thread would have to include a scene by scene reenactment of Ladyhawke (obviously) as well, I mean, it just wouldn't make sense otherwise:

And remember I'm also a part of this now (I think? It just sounds so wholesome and nice)

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

u can join bulbasaur and i in a polygamous mb relationship built on a mutual love for amv's and night eating