The Insomniac Club
 

The place where people who can't sleep talk about stuff.

Welcome. Come on in.

https://i.imgur.com/G198lrP.jpg

We need a separate European insomniac's club.
****ing timezones.

You have my blessing in making a European branch. An European branch. A/an European branch...

Damn it. Whatever. Gentlebody European branch.

You too good for us Yanks?

Where was this thread 10 hours ago.

Standing behind you.

You didn't notice, though. You never notice...

Oh well, guess it don't matter too much.

Not even an insomniac.

Yes I am, you uncultured swine.
(Said with a weird accent , twirling an elaborate moustache.)

Anyone ever consider this? :D


http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/134...g?v=1486545195

Nah, this:

There's an insomniac inside of everyone. Like a skeleton, but with red eyes and a bad habit of looking up random stuff online at 3:00 A.M.

And you fall into the trap that is Wikipedia. When you go to look up ONE thing, then click on a related subject, and something similar to that, and before you know it, you have 30 tabs open and they all seem SUPER important.

Tell me about it. I don't know why I need to know so much about the lives of generals from the Three Kingdoms period of China, and yet.

Right now, I'm looking up weird insects.

Just look at this cute little mother****er:

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/w...now-2-18-2.jpg

And this unimpressed bro:

http://i1.wp.com/www.dangerdolan.tv/...t_face_bug.jpg

And his derpy cousin:

http://static.neatorama.com/images/2...e-thailand.jpg

I think I just found a bouncer for when things get rowdy in The Insomniac Club...

https://i.imgur.com/BSeuNhT.jpg

Now that I can agree with.

You want a cure for insomnia? :laughing:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...mar_-_Damn.png
Certainly put me to sleep!

The facial expression on the cover looks pretty self explanatory in a 'zZzZz' sort of way.

Seriously though, this right here;

I've always had a ****ed up sleep cycle, and with having to get up at 4am for work every morning and a refusal to go to bed before midnight I have been sleep deprived for much of the last three years.

Except that I've now found a joy in going to bed around 8 or 9pm and getting a solid 8 hours of sleep every night. I feel so well rested these days that's it's disgusting.

Eat a dick, insomniacs.

im a solid 11-7 sleeper

although during uni it was like 5am-4pm every day

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*are

Bed at 9pm? I haven't even had my dinner by then! :yikes: Mind you, I don't go to bed till 3:30/4 AM and get up at 11:30 so, you know... But only old men and little old ladies go to bed at 8pm! My aunt, who was 99 last year, used to complain that 8pm was too early for her, and she's, what, nearly seventy years older than you! Well, she was, till she died, of course...
Arrr!
https://www.exploration-and-piracy.o...es/pirates.jpg

Bruh, 8 hours of sleep is like crack. Especially when you wake up after 4, realize you don't have to get up for hours still, doze for 20 minutes and fall back asleep, wake up again with 1 hour till you actually have to be up, and then just laze about for the remainder. It's like you don't even have to wake up. You're just up.

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Don't ****ing lie, you wrote "habits" first and you know it.

Actually, Batlord, although it may sound odd, GGrace is correct: "my sleeping habit" is the single subject of her verb, hence "is". She not saying "These days are utter ****", she's saying "My habit is utter ****".
BTW, if you buy yourself a good grammar book, that'll cure any insomnia problems for you...;)

EDIT: oops! Beat me to it, Grace!

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GunmouthGrace is a grammar disgrace on the sly, marks my words.

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Get AIDS.

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Throw me a bone won't you? I'll settle for sitting on your toilet seat.

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Repulsive. I'll need a doggy bag.

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You sleep in a habit? What are you, a monk?

Ewww! Bestiality!

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Irish people are scared of nuns.