There's an insomniac inside of everyone. Like a skeleton, but with red eyes and a bad habit of looking up random stuff online at 3:00 A.M.

And you fall into the trap that is Wikipedia. When you go to look up ONE thing, then click on a related subject, and something similar to that, and before you know it, you have 30 tabs open and they all seem SUPER important.

Tell me about it. I don't know why I need to know so much about the lives of generals from the Three Kingdoms period of China, and yet.

Right now, I'm looking up weird insects.

Just look at this cute little mother****er:

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/w...now-2-18-2.jpg

And this unimpressed bro:

http://i1.wp.com/www.dangerdolan.tv/...t_face_bug.jpg

And his derpy cousin:

http://static.neatorama.com/images/2...e-thailand.jpg

I think I just found a bouncer for when things get rowdy in The Insomniac Club...

https://i.imgur.com/BSeuNhT.jpg

Now that I can agree with.

You want a cure for insomnia? :laughing:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...mar_-_Damn.png
Certainly put me to sleep!

The facial expression on the cover looks pretty self explanatory in a 'zZzZz' sort of way.

Seriously though, this right here;

I've always had a ****ed up sleep cycle, and with having to get up at 4am for work every morning and a refusal to go to bed before midnight I have been sleep deprived for much of the last three years.

Except that I've now found a joy in going to bed around 8 or 9pm and getting a solid 8 hours of sleep every night. I feel so well rested these days that's it's disgusting.

Eat a dick, insomniacs.