The Insomniac Club

**Frownland** · 01-10-2019, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Start masturbating so at least you'll have some orgasms.

Ja this definitely helps when I'm trying to get through a hard day at work.

~~MicShazam~~ · 01-10-2019, 06:04 PM

I chose to have some food instead. That way, I can have some acid build up that will keep me from sleeping well when I go back to bed. I'm great at making these kinds of decisions.

The Batlord · 01-10-2019, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Ja this definitely helps when I'm trying to get through a hard day at work.

Have you literally never taken a bathroom break to jack off? This is a literal question because I have literally done this on quite a few occasions. I mean taking a bathroom break is liberating because I guess depending on the kind of job you have it is one of the only ways to not be under the strict employer's boot for at least a short period of time. And if you're masturbating during that time then not only are you being paid to poop you are being paid to have an orgasm. You are rebelling against capitalism to become a prostitute.

**Frownland** · 01-10-2019, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Have you literally never taken a bathroom break to jack off? This is a literal question because I have literally done this on quite a few occasions. I mean taking a bathroom break is liberating because I guess depending on the kind of job you have it is one of the only ways to not be under the strict employer's boot for at least a short period of time. And if you're masturbating during that time then not only are you being paid to poop you are being paid to have an orgasm. You are rebelling against capitalism to become a prostitute.

Not since I worked on a boat dock.

The Batlord · 01-10-2019, 06:33 PM

I mean I've jacked off in a dirty warehouse bathroom where I've had to close my eyes and pretend everything around me wasn't bathed in dirt brown. You've never had an enclosed space like that where you could just get away with it because of course nobody would ever think you'd masturbate in that space (lol dumb bastards)?

**Frownland** · 01-10-2019, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I mean I've jacked off in a dirty warehouse bathroom where I've had to close my eyes and pretend everything around me wasn't bathed in dirt brown. You've never had an enclosed space like that where you could just get away with it?

You ever see those floating outhouses on lakes?

The Batlord · 01-10-2019, 06:48 PM

I thought you were marketing scum?

**Frownland** · 01-10-2019, 06:50 PM

"Worked"

The Batlord · 01-10-2019, 07:04 PM

Bruh if I were in a floating outhouse I'd absolutely masturbate in one just for the sake of the experience. You'd have to introduce some serious **** to shake me on this principle. I legit pride myself on having masturbated everywhere I have ever worked. Just so long as I couldn't be seen I'd be dead set on it. Not even joking a little bit.

**Frownland** · 01-10-2019, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Bruh if I were in a floating outhouse I'd absolutely masturbate in one just for the sake of the experience. You'd have to introduce some serious **** to shake me on this principle. I legit pride myself on having masturbated everywhere I have ever worked. Just so long as I couldn't be seen I'd be dead set on it. Not even joking a little bit.

I prefered banging on a boat in a secluded pocket of the lake but ja the floaty outhouse wank was cool.

01-10-2019, 06:50 PM	#188 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	"Worked" __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-10-2019, 06:04 PM	#182 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	I chose to have some food instead. That way, I can have some acid build up that will keep me from sleeping well when I go back to bed. I'm great at making these kinds of decisions.