The Insomniac Club

OccultHawk · 03-19-2018, 03:27 AM

You just staying up vandalizing wiki or are you really getting up to something?

grindy · 04-03-2018, 06:47 PM

Fell asleep at 8 pm, woke up at midnight. It's almost 2 am now and still not sleepy again.
Plus I ate too much before going to sleep and still feel all bloated and batlordesque.

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Fell asleep at 8 pm, woke up at midnight. It's almost 2 am now and still not sleepy again.
Plus I ate too much before going to sleep and still feel all bloated and batlordesque.

Just have a wank.

grindy · 04-03-2018, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Just have a wank.

Not in the mood. Sure, I could do one of those loveless convenience wanks, but I'm too much of a romantic for that.

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 06:57 PM

There’s Russian school girls who drank a lot of piss on pornhub

You’re disrespecting their labor not wanking to it

grindy · 04-03-2018, 07:02 PM

My heart is saying no, but my half-chub is saying yes.

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

My heart is saying no, but my half-chub is saying yes.

You’re gonna miss the flaccid self-fondling period if you keep wasting time

Thelonious Monkey · 04-03-2018, 07:33 PM

1:30 am here, having some drinks, will be sleeping eventually.

OccultHawk · 04-03-2018, 07:36 PM

Get your wank in.

Thelonious Monkey · 04-03-2018, 07:43 PM

masturbating when drunk hurts, i usually end up doing it when i need a piss cuz im continually drinking at the same time. so when i go to pee it feels great, but afterwards my dick starts to feel slightly sore.

03-19-2018, 03:27 AM	#131 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	You just staying up vandalizing wiki or are you really getting up to something? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-03-2018, 06:47 PM	#132 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Fell asleep at 8 pm, woke up at midnight. It's almost 2 am now and still not sleepy again. Plus I ate too much before going to sleep and still feel all bloated and batlordesque. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

04-03-2018, 06:57 PM	#135 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	There’s Russian school girls who drank a lot of piss on pornhub You’re disrespecting their labor not wanking to it __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-03-2018, 07:02 PM	#136 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	My heart is saying no, but my half-chub is saying yes. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

04-03-2018, 07:36 PM	#139 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Get your wank in. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-03-2018, 07:33 PM	#138 (permalink)
Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	1:30 am here, having some drinks, will be sleeping eventually.

04-03-2018, 07:43 PM	#140 (permalink)
Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	masturbating when drunk hurts, i usually end up doing it when i need a piss cuz im continually drinking at the same time. so when i go to pee it feels great, but afterwards my dick starts to feel slightly sore.