Also, priorities mate.

Priorities should wait until marriage.

Same goes for porn.

Porn = good.

Bikini pics = good.

Porn + marriage in a hotel room = ****ing awesome!

I bet Chula has strong feelings on pedophilia and hasn't experienced it.

Just fill in my predictable joke.

Just remembered that I own a lemon tree.

https://i.imgur.com/EmmW9Gk.jpg

There isn't a single alcoholic drink in the universe that doesn't benefit from a splash of lemon.

Life is currently good.

:tramp::tramp::tramp:

Whenever I see stuff like that now I just think of my Scotch bonnet plant and what could have been.

:(

Regrets are a bitch.

Nothing like a white Russian with a twist.

Also wtf is this thread? Were you having a stroke?