Have You Ever Committed A Crime?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-20-2017, 07:01 AM

Have you ever committed a crime? If so, what was it?

The Batlord · 11-20-2017, 08:02 AM

**Frownland** · 11-20-2017, 08:07 AM

Like I'm gonna give you doxxing fodder.

OccultHawk · 11-20-2017, 08:20 AM

I was involved in the Kennedy assassination but the FBI and CIA told me it wasn’t a crime. In fact, they said it was illegal not to follow orders.

Plankton · 11-20-2017, 09:55 AM

Nope. Unless you count all those times I sold dope disguised as a nun.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 11-20-2017, 10:17 AM

a lot of petty ****. i was seconds away from getting arrested with friends for b&e in an abandoned building but half way across the driveway I decided to stay by the car with my other friend. dunno how i lucked out so well.

Akai · 11-20-2017, 11:23 AM

Hmmm, other than a bit of dealing here and there I'm clean as a whistle

grindy · 11-20-2017, 11:44 AM

I'm D.B. Cooper.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-20-2017, 11:48 AM

Everybody on this forum has committed a crime.
Several will likely commit one every day.

Lisnaholic · 11-20-2017, 11:57 AM

They always say you can run but you can't hide; ok, I once kept a library book until it was two days overdue. Happy now, [MERIT] ?

11-20-2017, 07:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Have You Ever Committed A Crime? Have you ever committed a crime? If so, what was it?

11-20-2017, 08:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Like I'm gonna give you doxxing fodder. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-20-2017, 08:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I was involved in the Kennedy assassination but the FBI and CIA told me it wasn’t a crime. In fact, they said it was illegal not to follow orders. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-20-2017, 09:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Nope. Unless you count all those times I sold dope disguised as a nun. __________________ See location...

11-20-2017, 11:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
Akai Godless Ape Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Britannia Posts: 1,255	Hmmm, other than a bit of dealing here and there I'm clean as a whistle __________________ ''To be honest, in my opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a different perspective and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I do believe that I forgot what I was going to say.'' S p o t i f y

11-20-2017, 11:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I'm D.B. Cooper. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

11-20-2017, 11:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Everybody on this forum has committed a crime. Several will likely commit one every day.

11-20-2017, 11:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	They always say you can run but you can't hide; ok, I once kept a library book until it was two days overdue. Happy now, [MERIT] ? __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953