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Old 11-21-2017, 11:31 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2017, 11:33 AM   #52 (permalink)
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I shot the sheriff and I also shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Ah, but did you shoot the deputy?
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Old 11-21-2017, 11:34 AM   #53 (permalink)
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I vandalized the statue of David with a hammer.

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I did the Lindbergh baby crime.

I’m also the real killer OJ is looking for.
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Old 11-21-2017, 12:22 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2017, 12:48 PM   #55 (permalink)
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As easy as taking her candy, right? How's that working out for you?
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I shot JR on the TV series "Dallas." Motherfucker had it comin'.
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