Pet Stories

Trollheart · 11-19-2017, 06:10 PM

We have the pets' picture thread, but how about one in which we share cute, crazy, interesting or other stories about our pets?

I remember some good long time ago, Ritchie, my cat who has now passed on, was out in the garden when a helicopter went overhead. ****er got up on his hind legs and tried to swat the damn thing out of the sky! If only I had had a camera!

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-19-2017, 06:20 PM

I was a bit scared to pick up my dog to bath him during his life, because he could be a bit aggressive to people who weren't my dad, and bite you. On the day he was due to be put down (he was 18 and could barely walk) I decided I might as well try to pick him up and bath him myself with his shampoo, so I did and he didn't bite. Then I dried him and let him eat all of his treats.

OccultHawk · 11-19-2017, 06:54 PM

My dog couldn’t break his turd off for like 5 minutes so I decided to reach down there and help him out and when I finished I noticed the mailman was watching me.

Trollheart · 11-19-2017, 06:56 PM

Sorry to hear about your dog, Monkey, but 18 is a great age. When we used to bathe (occasionally) our dog, he would struggle like ****, then once clean, barrel down the stairs (knocking aside anyone in his way), out the garden and roll in the muck! Dogs! Ya gotta love 'em huh?

Pet_Sounds · 11-20-2017, 07:00 PM

Well, there was one time I did...

Oh wait...

Mindy · 11-24-2017, 10:57 AM

had a pet fish that was nice i guess, the internet named him "bubblegumpy".

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-24-2017, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Sorry to hear about your dog, Monkey, but 18 is a great age. When we used to bathe (occasionally) our dog, he would struggle like ****, then once clean, barrel down the stairs (knocking aside anyone in his way), out the garden and roll in the muck! Dogs! Ya gotta love 'em huh?

Dogs are great I just don't want to own another, because of the smell/mess mainly. Don't really want to have to put another dog down either, didn't think I would be that bothered but when it happened, I was

rubber soul · 11-24-2017, 11:51 AM

Putting a dog down was the hardest thing I had to do. We had a Collie and she was a sweet dog, but she had suffered for so long by this point. She looked at me as if to say goodbye and that was it. I cried like a baby.

So I know what you probably went through, Monkey.

The Batlord · 11-25-2017, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

My dog couldn’t break his turd off for like 5 minutes so I decided to reach down there and help him out and when I finished I noticed the mailman was watching me.

GunmouthGrace · 11-26-2017, 06:55 PM

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11-19-2017, 06:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,995	Pet Stories We have the pets' picture thread, but how about one in which we share cute, crazy, interesting or other stories about our pets? I remember some good long time ago, Ritchie, my cat who has now passed on, was out in the garden when a helicopter went overhead. ***er got up on his hind legs and tried to swat the damn thing out of the sky! If only I had had a camera! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

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11-19-2017, 06:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,995	Sorry to hear about your dog, Monkey, but 18 is a great age. When we used to bathe (occasionally) our dog, he would struggle like ***, then once clean, barrel down the stairs (knocking aside anyone in his way), out the garden and roll in the muck! Dogs! Ya gotta love 'em huh? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

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Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Well, there was one time I did... Oh wait... __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

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11-19-2017, 06:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I was a bit scared to pick up my dog to bath him during his life, because he could be a bit aggressive to people who weren't my dad, and bite you. On the day he was due to be put down (he was 18 and could barely walk) I decided I might as well try to pick him up and bath him myself with his shampoo, so I did and he didn't bite. Then I dried him and let him eat all of his treats.

11-24-2017, 10:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,071	had a pet fish that was nice i guess, the internet named him "bubblegumpy".