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Old 11-12-2017, 07:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I’m ****ed up so it might take a bit.
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Old 11-12-2017, 07:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If you're drunk then just go to sleep. If after two beers you haven't jacked off then just write it off and touch yourself casually until the next day when you can bring it home.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Who is Off, and why do you feel the need to beat him before going to bed?
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Old 11-12-2017, 09:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Who is Off, and why do you feel the need to beat him before going to bed?
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There's nothing more soothing than some warm milk after a late night beating session.
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There's nothing more soothing than some chocolate milk after a late night beating session.
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