So who's gonna be the first handsy old lady to get caught up in this?

Madonna.

I'll bet it's that sleazy slut Betty White.

Paula Deen

Madonna has already nonced before hasn't she? Molested that girl on stage.

No one cared. She could’ve definitely gone to jail.

Nancy Pelosi

Rosie O'Donnell

Dunno about jail, but it seems to have been forgotten so easily.

Same with that Schumer thing, it was posted and asked why we aren't talking about it but I think everybody knows why.