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Old 11-20-2017, 01:18 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Basically use common sense.

The Hawk asked a good question too.
Well some people are just really really flirty so I can understand somebody being confused by that, though you can usually tell the difference. I noticed that there is usually an unmistakable look from every girl that's ever liked me.
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Old 11-20-2017, 02:11 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2017, 03:15 PM   #103 (permalink)
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I think there are situations where kissing and groping a chick like that is unwarranted, but this whole 'ask for consent' first thing is just completely stupid and elph knows damn well that nobody always asks for consent. I'm sure a lot of times asking for consent will ruin the mood rather than just doing it. It's more about reading body language and or just knowing how to interact with humans. Though, sometimes you get it wrong, and in that case I wouldn't consider it as intrusive as some ******* randomly kissing a girl because he wanted to. Yall like to paint **** way too black and white, use more grays.
I know somebody that prints off contracts for women to sign before they have sex. Says it doesn't usually kill the mood, but he's a playa.
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Old 11-20-2017, 03:27 PM   #104 (permalink)
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I know somebody that prints off contracts for women to sign before they have sex. Says it doesn't usually kill the mood, but he's a playa.
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Old 11-20-2017, 04:06 PM   #105 (permalink)
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I told you it would be someone we least expected.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/inves...=.74a443c1c3a2
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Old 11-20-2017, 04:21 PM   #106 (permalink)
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I told you it would be someone we least expected.

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Not only unexpected, but unknown over this side of the Big Water.

Edit: for a moment there I thought you meant Mister Burns!
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Old 11-20-2017, 04:32 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Goddamn

They got their ducks in a row before publishing that one.

His ass is grass.
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Old 11-20-2017, 06:22 PM   #108 (permalink)
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They got their ducks in a row before publishing that one.

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Jesus! He's into ducks as well? Sick bastard.
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:40 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Woke up at 4AM as usual (which is why I miss all the craziness here at night, dammit!). In an unprecedented move of bravery both PBS and CBS has suspended Charlie Rose (I'd be shocked if he wasn't fired).


I bet Misterrogers (posthumously) is next the way things are going.
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Old 11-21-2017, 07:19 AM   #110 (permalink)
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Woke up at 4AM as usual (which is why I miss all the craziness here at night, dammit!). In an unprecedented move of bravery both PBS and CBS has suspended Charlie Rose (I'd be shocked if he wasn't fired).


I bet Misterrogers (posthumously) is next the way things are going.
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