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Trollheart 11-08-2017 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1892091)
R2D2 went through a spaceship under fire to kill all of those people. He traversed a desert planet on wheels with no real expectation of success to kill those people. He braved the inside of the Death Star to kill those people. Red Squadron just got in some X-Wings. R2D2 was outrageous with the lengths he went to to murder hundreds of thousands of people.

He didn't kill anyone though. He was just there. I'm not an R2 apologist, but this is turning into a witchhunt! :yikes:

Trollheart 11-08-2017 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1892098)
The R2 Unit was like bin Laden. Everyone else was a hijacker.

That's mechanist. Just cos he looked like a bin....

OccultHawk 11-08-2017 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1892099)
He didn't kill anyone though. He was just there. I'm not an R2 apologist, but this is turning into a witchhunt! :yikes:

Hitler never killed anyone either. Neither did Charlie Manson.

MicShazam 11-08-2017 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1892091)
R2D2 went through a spaceship under fire to kill all of those people. He traversed a desert planet on wheels with no real expectation of success to kill those people. He braved the inside of the Death Star to kill those people. Red Squadron just got in some X-Wings. R2D2 was outrageous with the lengths he went to to murder hundreds of thousands of people.

I never thought about how many people must have been on the Death Star before. It was after all supposed to be the size of a small moon or something. We only ever see the military crew, but just imagine the size of the cleaning and catering staff alone!

Trollheart 11-08-2017 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1892101)
Hitler never killed anyone either. Neither did Charlie Manson.

https://www.spikeybits.com/wp-conten...r2d2-memes.jpg

Neapolitan 11-08-2017 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1892093)
Seriously though, as far as I remember, neither of the two droids killed anyone, or if they did, they were individuals. I don't get Batty's point at all. Actually, I never want to get Batty's point. But I don't understand where he's coming fr - you know what? You know what I mean.

R2-D2 was instrumental in taking down the Death Star. He was the mole who was in possession of the stolen data tapes, and he was Luke's co-pilot droid when the Death Star was attacked. R2 was the Bonnie to Luke's Clyde.

Trollheart 11-08-2017 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1892103)
I never thought about how many people must have been on the Death Star before. It was after all supposed to be the size of a small moon or something. We only ever see the military crew, but just imagine the size of the cleaning and catering staff alone!

What about that poor orchestra??? :yikes:
"This'll be a sweet gig, lads. Governor Tarkin says if he's impressed he'll recommend us to all his Empire friends - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???!!!! :yikes:

MicShazam 11-08-2017 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1892110)
What about that poor orchestra??? :yikes:
"This'll be a sweet gig, lads. Governor Tarkin says if he's impressed he'll recommend us to all his Empire friends - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???!!!! :yikes:

If you're gigging at a secluded place called the Death Star, you can't say there weren't any omens telling you it might be a bad idea.

Trollheart 11-08-2017 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1892115)
If you're gigging at a secluded place called the Death Star, you can't say there weren't any omens telling you it might be a bad idea.

But it's the best place to meet Super Troopers.

Frownland 11-08-2017 05:38 PM

I wish I was old enough to bitch about how much better it was before everyone and their mother decided to geek out on Star Wars.


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