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Old 11-08-2017, 11:49 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Two guys wanted to make some beastiality porn so they asked Bat if he’d let a gorilla **** him for $20 and he said sure but he wouldn’t have the $20 until Friday.
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Old 11-08-2017, 11:54 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Would not?

Two guys wanted to make some beastiality porn so they asked Bat if he’d let a gorilla **** him for $20 and he said sure but he wouldn’t have the $20 until Friday.
If I'm paying I should at least be the top.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-08-2017, 11:56 AM   #53 (permalink)
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If I'm paying I should at least be the top.
We can try that but gorillas are full of surprises.
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Old 11-08-2017, 11:57 AM   #54 (permalink)
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I mean my dick will actually be bigger so that'll be a plus.
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Old 11-08-2017, 01:42 PM   #55 (permalink)
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whoa that twist
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Old 11-08-2017, 02:44 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Let's all face it. Bat would **** a rock if he thought a snake was under it.
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Old 11-08-2017, 03:21 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Oh man I forgot that Chula doesn't think I'm sexy, it sucks that I have to toss every opinion on a subjective matter like attractiveness.

Or maybe I can just keep on with my opinion that she has a weird face regardless of how hot Chula thinks I am. I've seen fine older ladies without weird faces so I think I might be justified here.
I posted the picture, and I agree she looks awful.
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we must all know who Bat would and would not have intercourse with
Unrolls a list of blank paper....
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Would not?

Two guys wanted to make some beastiality porn so they asked Bat if he’d let a gorilla **** him for $20 and he said sure but he wouldn’t have the $20 until Friday.
****ing brilliant!
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We can try that but gorillas are full of surprises.
Especially when they're in the mist.
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Let's all face it. Bat would **** a rock if he thought a comic was under it.
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Old 11-08-2017, 05:04 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Let's all face it. Bat would **** a rock if he thought a snake was under it.
That’s nawt a snaaaaaaake.
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Old 11-08-2017, 05:06 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Btw, who the **** is ES and don’t tell me the boomin granny in the pic. Who the **** is that?
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Old 11-08-2017, 05:06 PM   #60 (permalink)
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I'd probably just **** the snake tbh.
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