Eat ****, dickwad. A woman with a smooth Irish accent is a boner with actual bones. A woman with a smooth Scottish accent doesn't exist.

Rough > Smooth

Women with scottish accents are bonermancers.

Women with Scottish accents are men with Scottish accents. They're like dwarves.

I would go gay for a Scottish woman.

i think that's the funniest thing ive ever seen

Dear god Scottish people are stupid. They're like pigs but not as tasty.

Can someone find of a video where the bass drop starts when she goes down?

They're the Juggalos of the UK, complete with goofy face paint. You know you love them.

Scotland has some beautiful mountain scenery, but also some of the dreariest bars I've ever had a drink in.

I think Ireland is a more jovial kind of place and has some great music too. But in the end there isn't much point weighing up the pros and cons; I have to vote for Ireland, otherwise I could never look Trollheart in the avatar again.