I'll send you a copy of the Quran and inshallah angel Gabriel will visit you.

I told you. The river will be my toilet paper.

I hope a fish mistakes your genitals for a nice tasty worm

*crosses fingers*

I think that the Christian belief that humanity is inherently sinful and incapable of moral progress without God is an archaic but ultimately inspired version of post-modernism's disbelief in narratives and moral objectivity that differs mainly in that it posits an outside authority to give us a guide that post-modernism doesn't believe in.

Does understanding equal devastation?

But the Christians may be right that we need a written narrative to follow. The truth may be a noose.

I don’t know about the average person but I’m personally very envious of our hunter gatherer predecessors.

Humans are incapable of understanding themselves and what they need from life.

Agreed, sir.