That’s for sure.

Yeah. It is a dietary supplement for Dijon mustard which so happens to contain the demon spirits "alcohol."


BBQ sauce on a hot dog is the best.

It's not a Southerner good ol' boy thing.

You could put BBQ sauce on a turd and it'd taste pretty great.

I don't know how you know that. Was it a survival course you took?

I'll just stick to putting BBQ sauce on beef, pork, and chicken.

I was a dog in a former life.

BBQ sauce has too much sugar for a dog, no wonder you died.

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If you can't burp on command you are an incomplete person.

You know how if you just burp some people get all indignant if you don't say "excuse me." I found a way to circumvent that. Kinda like how some people attempt to say the alphabet when they burp, I like to say the word "burp" when I burp. It totally throws them off their hoity toity game.