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The Batlord · 10-11-2019, 07:28 PM

You can make a night out of it. Kidnap one of the Kardashians and have a standoff in a dingy motel and threaten to kill her if they don't meet your ludicrous demands that can never be met and just keep that **** going while being the most outrageous kidnapper ever until they lose patience and bust down the door with guns blazing.

**Frownland** · 10-11-2019, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

Just put on some blackface for good measure

Then if the cop doesn't kill you, the outraged Twitter mob will. Smart.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You can make a night out of it. Kidnap one of the Kardashians and have a standoff in a dingy motel and threaten to kill her if they don't meet your ludicrous demands that can never be met and just keep that **** going while being the most outrageous kidnapper ever until they lose patience and bust down the door with guns blazing.

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grindy · 10-12-2019, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Not really. For one he could just feel shame in having to ask for help in the first place.

For two it's also much more shameful to have to grovel to people that you could care less about.

*couldn't

OccultHawk · 10-12-2019, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

*couldn't

Nope.

grindy · 10-12-2019, 04:16 AM

Why not?

The Batlord · 10-12-2019, 04:22 AM

Because OH can only read books with pictures.

OccultHawk · 10-12-2019, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Why not?

Because that’s not what people say.

Sometimes English isn’t logical. I could care less means I couldn’t care less because I could care less hit critical mass a long time ago. Being persnickety doesn’t make it correct. The stupid people who carved it into stone through repetition made wrong right.

OccultHawk · 10-12-2019, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

you could make an argument that it's either

Nope. Couldn’t care less makes you sound like an ignorant jack off trying to prove you’re clever.

grindy · 10-12-2019, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Because that’s not what people say.

Sometimes English isn’t logical. I could care less means I couldn’t care less because I could care less hit critical mass a long time ago. Being persnickety doesn’t make it correct. The stupid people who carved it into stone through repetition made wrong right.

There's not being too prescriptivist about language and then there's being whatever dumb **** is going on with you here.

DwnWthVwls · 10-12-2019, 07:26 AM

I was gonna correct him too. Glad you did so I don't have to deal with that quote.

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