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~~jwb~~ · 10-06-2019, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Smart man.

I agree.

Sadly my joke was going to be even worse than frown's. As I didn't have a specific joke planned but knew I needed to shoehorn in the Lennon song somehow.

**Frownland** · 10-06-2019, 09:10 PM

So you're saying that you can't construct a better joke than me? I think it'd be easy if you tried.

~~jwb~~ · 10-06-2019, 09:14 PM

Where's a rotten tomato when you need one?

**Frownland** · 10-06-2019, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

Where's a rotten tomato when you need one?

www.rottentomatoes.com

~~jwb~~ · 10-06-2019, 09:20 PM

Even as I typed that I was hoping you'd resist the low hanging fruit.

~~jwb~~ · 10-06-2019, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

yes I could easily get a grand from my Mom

she's an empty nester in a loveless marriage with another goofball military man

and she makes bank at this point

even typing this I feel like a dick that should call his Mom

if you give even half a **** about your family then resist the urge to burn every last bridge and run every last well dry.

~~jwb~~ · 10-06-2019, 11:39 PM

Sounds like a contradiction to me

The Batlord · 10-07-2019, 10:20 AM

Sounds like emotional complexity is new to you.

~~jwb~~ · 10-07-2019, 11:57 AM

If he has too much shame to do it that sorta sounds like giving a **** to me. I think he might just be being too hard on himself.

BassoonPlatoon · 10-07-2019, 05:11 PM

I find it interesting that people are surprised when others have an ego.

10-06-2019, 09:10 PM	#1022 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	So you're saying that you can't construct a better joke than me? I think it'd be easy if you tried. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-06-2019, 09:14 PM	#1023 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Where's a rotten tomato when you need one?

10-06-2019, 09:20 PM	#1025 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Even as I typed that I was hoping you'd resist the low hanging fruit.

10-06-2019, 11:39 PM	#1027 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Sounds like a contradiction to me

10-07-2019, 11:57 AM	#1029 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	If he has too much shame to do it that sorta sounds like giving a **** to me. I think he might just be being too hard on himself.