The Hot Sauce Thread

Chula Vista · 05-25-2018, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

But is it good?

Hell ya. They didn't just concentrate on heat. Tons of flavor behind the burn.

Vinegar, Habanero Peppers, Oil of Capcaisin, Tomatoes, Mustard, Papaya, Guava, Pineapple, Banana, Water, Sugar, Passion Fruit Juice, and Guava Juice.

DwnWthVwls · 05-25-2018, 06:28 PM

Ooo, tropical. Sounds good.

The Batlord · 05-25-2018, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

sandpaper?

You got to build up a little rough scar tissue on your anus before you can properly move onto sauces which would otherwise liquefy your lower intestinal tract. A good hot sauce **** will have you flinching at ever sphincter constriction before you've developed a resistance.

DwnWthVwls · 05-25-2018, 07:13 PM

I don't think it ever gets easier. Habenero hot sauce is bad enough, i cant even imagine what a carolina reaper poop is like.

The Batlord · 05-25-2018, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I don't think it ever gets easier. Habenero hot sauce is bad enough, i cant even imagine what a carolina reaper poop is like.

Nah it does, it's just that you then up the ante and are ****ting out molten steel ten times as hot as you used to, but it only feels twice as bad.

Chula Vista · 05-25-2018, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

A good hot sauce **** will have you flinching at ever sphincter constriction before you've developed a resistance.

This is 100% true. The resistance on both ends builds up pretty much simultaneously.

DwnWthVwls · 05-25-2018, 07:38 PM

Idk, guess im just a bitch.. even in my prime of eating habaneros and eggs for breakfast and the wings at random restaurants where you have to sign a waver.. it never got any easier on the old turdcutter.

Chula Vista · 05-25-2018, 07:42 PM

You have to keep up a steady diet of the fire. Not just every now and then.

Zhanteimi · 02-03-2019, 04:57 AM

Sup friends.

So, ked's tired of Tabasco. We're sitting here binging on "Hot Ones", and I'm like, you know what? You need some proper hot sauce.

So lay it on me. What's a good hot sauce for her, other than my baby-batter? Not much hotter than Tabasco to start with. She needs to gauge how hot she can actually handle.

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