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09-23-2017, 06:30 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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testing, testing ... is this thing on?
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09-23-2017, 07:14 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Once when I was a kid I went snorkeling in the Florida keys. You could see really deep into the ocean and there were all kinds of fish. Our guide told us they saw sharks all the time but they never bother people. I thought I saw some sharks but I'm not sure if there were really sharks or just my kid imagination. It wasn't scary and I saw a lot of fish.
Another time a guy fishing on the pier supposedly snagged a hammerhead. Everyone was talking about it but I never saw it. I've seen some gators though. I saw gray whales up close off the Oregon coast. Instead of thinking how beautiful they were I was thinking goddamn if one of those couldn't tip this little ass boat over.
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09-23-2017, 08:50 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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Yeah but were the whales doing drugs?
My least favourite shark. I mean, seriously, if there is a God: what the **** man? Were you high when you created this???
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09-23-2017, 10:38 PM | #25 (permalink) | |
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09-24-2017, 07:28 AM | #26 (permalink) | |
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Is that Dana Carvey? I can't wait till that unfunny **** gets cancer.
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09-24-2017, 10:38 AM | #28 (permalink) |
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I'm rooting for a Mork and Mindy.
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09-24-2017, 10:42 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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