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Old 09-02-2017, 12:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What if all the Dr. Phils cashed themselves outside?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-02-2017, 12:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2017, 12:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I love dumb white chicks. They're so much more entertaining as whiggers than white dudes. I mean unless the white dudes pass the Maurie threshold of course, then all bets are off.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-02-2017, 05:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What does Dr. Phil mean to you? How has his show changed your life? Who are your favorite guests? Would you **** him?

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I would.
Dr. Phil is probably an over paid hack who panders to house wives just like Dr. Oz. He represents to me the greatest scam on getting middle aged pussy the world has ever seen.

I don't know how the show has changed my life. I bet it has though.

The Cash Me Ouside girl. I don't know how long ago that was, but these days she is looking fine as ****. Is she still underage? She don't look like it.

No, I would not **** him. I am not a middle aged house wife.
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Old 09-02-2017, 06:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2017, 10:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 09-03-2017, 01:50 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Danielle Brigelo or whatever her last name is. Is still like 14 or 15. She just released a music video and supposedly has a million dollar contact for a reality show.
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:36 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I don't read posts with Dr. Phil heads from now on.
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Old 09-03-2017, 11:10 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I don't read posts with Dr. Phil heads from now on.
You're gonna miss a lot then. We're everywhere. And Growing.

Dr Phil ain't got nothin' on this guy!
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