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Old 09-01-2017, 04:50 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I would eat a cat.
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Old 09-01-2017, 06:05 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I would eat a chocolate cat.

inb4 Batty's eating pussy joke...
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Old 09-01-2017, 06:12 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I would eat a chocolate cat.

inb4 Batty's eating pussy joke...
That would be racist.
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That would be racist.
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Chocolate cat. Cunnilingus. Racism. Think on it.
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Chocolate cat. Cunnilingus. Racism. Think on it.
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Eating a black chick's pussy. That's the goddamn joke. Go **** yourself.
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Old 09-01-2017, 09:19 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Eating a black chick's pussy. That's the goddamn joke. Go **** yourself.
I'd rather eat a cat made out of chocolate. You go **** yourself.
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Old 09-01-2017, 09:24 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I've always thought it would be depressing to be a cat cause they can't taste sweetness, but clearly there are other mental problems that come along with not eating sweets.
I can now see that you weren't talking about eating cats and my post was a bit of a non-sequitur so let me qualify it by saying that cats wouldn't be my first choice. I bet they'd taste like frost burnt chicken nuggets.

I read a study that said humans have a natural aversion to the taste of human flesh and I'm like bro that's clearly propaganda, so that's become my most desired cuisine to try.
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I can now see that you weren't talking about eating cats and my post was a bit of a non-sequitur so let me qualify it by saying that cats wouldn't be my first choice. I bet they'd taste like frost burnt chicken nuggets.

I read a study that said humans have a natural aversion to the taste of human flesh and I'm like bro that's clearly propaganda, so that's become my most desired cuisine to try.
Next Frownland avatar: Hannibal Lecter.

Anyway, the taste of human meat varies from person to person...
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