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Old 08-05-2017, 09:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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American bacon sucks, yo.
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Old 08-05-2017, 09:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm assuming you're gonna be defending some British thing with cow hearts and toad spleens?
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Old 08-05-2017, 10:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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American bacon is one of the greatest foods of all time.

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I'm assuming you're gonna be defending some British thing with cow hearts and toad spleens?
And boiled.
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Old 08-05-2017, 02:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm assuming you're gonna be defending some British thing with cow hearts and toad spleens?
Cow heart is really good you know. If you like steak, I would recommend it highly.

The tongue is great as well <3
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Old 08-05-2017, 02:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Cow heart is really good you know. If you like steak, I would recommend it highly.

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Get the **** out of here, you gross, island monkey mother****er.
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Old 08-05-2017, 04:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Cow heart is really good you know. If you like steak, I would recommend it highly.

The tongue is great as well <3
Cow heart?

****ing cow heart?

Bitch you know the proper term is Beefheart.
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It's pretty good but quit putting it in everything you fat ****s.
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Old 08-05-2017, 12:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2017, 12:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I will weave a rope with bacon and hang you with it! And it will probably break because the bacon will be so damn crisp!
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Old 08-05-2017, 01:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I thought bacon was just bacon? You cut it off the same part of the pig no matter what country we're talking about. Denmark is known for it's bacon exports, but I'm not sure it's any better than American bacon.
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