What are you wearing today?

Chiomara · 01-20-2018, 06:17 PM

Boys drool over torsos..? (edit: nevermind, I shouldn't find that strange seeing as I posted quite a bit in the forearms thread)

Most supermodel types have shorter torsos and super long legs, so I don't think long torsos + average length legs would be considered the pinnacle of beauty especially if you're deprived in the boobs department .

OccultHawk · 01-20-2018, 06:51 PM

Wow

I googled it and there’s all this body shaming **** about long torsos

ok here’s some reality

women’s torsos are made out of women’s skin

Women’s skin is the most wonderful thing in the universe

therefore long torsos are hot as hell

I mean seriously **** their body image media doesn’t mean **** to my dick

It can’t even read

GunmouthGrace · 01-20-2018, 06:54 PM

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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-20-2018, 06:57 PM

the first thing i notice in a woman is her torso length

i keep a measuring tape on me at all time to ensure it perfectly matches the ideal torso to body ratio

WWWP · 01-20-2018, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GunmouthGrace

...why is there a forearms thread

Also all torsos are great. My own torso is as short as a torso can get and not be considered deformed, but still, if torso length is a factor in choosing a mate then that's retarded.

I made it years ago as a parody thread but really is was just a thinly veiled autobiography.

The Batlord · 01-20-2018, 07:12 PM

I like a shorter torso just cause it's easier to fit in a garbage bag.

Chiomara · 01-20-2018, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

the first thing i notice in a woman is her torso length

i keep a measuring tape on me at all time to ensure it perfectly matches the ideal torso to body ratio

No no the ideal torso is a disembodied torso (no head, no troublesome legs, no arms) -- only then can one be Beautiful and Pure

The Batlord · 01-20-2018, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

No no the ideal torso is a disembodied torso (no head, no troublesome legs, no arms) -- only then can one be Beautiful and Pure

See post above yours.

Chiomara · 01-20-2018, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

See post above yours.

I was visualizing more of a floating non-mangled torso, but decapitation is definitely a better way to quickly reach your summer body goals.

Trollheart · 01-20-2018, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunmouthGrace

...why is there a forearms thread

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Forewarned is forearmed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

the first thing i notice in a woman is her torso length

i keep a measuring tape on me at all time to ensure it perfectly matches the ideal torso to body ratio

You should study as an undertaker.

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