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Old 05-11-2018, 05:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A wet fart just ruined my day.

Not really I’m at home.

I can’t fart without some squirtage anymore.

Sucks.
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Old 05-11-2018, 05:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A wet fart just ruined my day.

Not really I’m at home.

I can’t fart without some squirtage anymore.

Sucks.
Sounds bad.

I'd go to a doctor.
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Old 05-11-2018, 06:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sounds bad.

I'd go to a doctor.
She'd say quit eating and drinking like a teenager on spring break.

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Have you ever blown out your *******?
Idk

Can you tell me what blowing out your ******* entails exactly?
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Old 05-11-2018, 06:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She'd say quit eating and drinking like a teenager on spring break.



Idk

Can you tell me what blowing out your ******* entails exactly?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-11-2018, 06:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I don’t think so.
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Old 05-11-2018, 05:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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A wet fart just ruined my day.

Not really I’m at home.

I can’t fart without some squirtage anymore.

Sucks.
Have you ever blown out your asshole?
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I got nothing on right now.... (Shhhhhhhh please keep it a secret dues)
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Old 05-12-2018, 06:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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