Are we defending hipsterdom now? Ffs people.

Carry on then.

Elph is definitely trying to be the Big Hipster on Campus. Adorable.

No, but cop outs sure are.

I am wearing elphenor's shame today.

Trendy ****s are always real, but trendy ****s always pretend otherwise.

Elph strikes me more as the Mormon type who goes door to door begging people to convert. Us punk hipsters would probably wedgie him until his asshole bled.

TBH I doubt you'll be worried about elph long to see him age out of punk. You'll probably be too torn up about your relatives being on the other side of the wall and acting like you hated Trump the whole time.

I maybe have one or two relatives on the other side of the wall and I could give a fuck about them. I'm honestly okay with Archie Bunker being my President.

Are you Mexican?

My dad's side are descendants from Spain. My mom's side straight up Mexican. So a bit European, a bit Mexican. I grew up in Florida though. So my neighborhood, my neighbors, my best friends, my teachers were all white. So I'm just one big fucking huge anomaly.