What are you wearing today?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-20-2018, 06:57 PM

the first thing i notice in a woman is her torso length

i keep a measuring tape on me at all time to ensure it perfectly matches the ideal torso to body ratio

Chiomara · 01-20-2018, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

the first thing i notice in a woman is her torso length

i keep a measuring tape on me at all time to ensure it perfectly matches the ideal torso to body ratio

No no the ideal torso is a disembodied torso (no head, no troublesome legs, no arms) -- only then can one be Beautiful and Pure

The Batlord · 01-20-2018, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

No no the ideal torso is a disembodied torso (no head, no troublesome legs, no arms) -- only then can one be Beautiful and Pure

See post above yours.

WWWP · 01-20-2018, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GunmouthGrace

...why is there a forearms thread

Also all torsos are great. My own torso is as short as a torso can get and not be considered deformed, but still, if torso length is a factor in choosing a mate then that's retarded.

I made it years ago as a parody thread but really is was just a thinly veiled autobiography.

OccultHawk · 01-20-2018, 06:51 PM

Wow

I googled it and there’s all this body shaming **** about long torsos

ok here’s some reality

women’s torsos are made out of women’s skin

Women’s skin is the most wonderful thing in the universe

therefore long torsos are hot as hell

I mean seriously **** their body image media doesn’t mean **** to my dick

It can’t even read

The Batlord · 01-20-2018, 07:12 PM

I like a shorter torso just cause it's easier to fit in a garbage bag.

Chiomara · 01-21-2018, 05:31 AM

Ugh that reminds me, I forgot to retrieve the cow skull from my brother in law's garage last time I was over there. Hopefully he doesn't get rid of it. (He's big into hunting and had found it and cleaned it)

Trollheart · 01-21-2018, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Ugh that reminds me, I forgot to retrieve the cow skull from my brother in law's garage last time I was over there. Hopefully he doesn't get rid of it. (He's big into hunting and had found it and cleaned it)

From anyone else this would sound weird. From you, just another day.

Chiomara · 01-21-2018, 08:44 AM

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm wearing foxes today (I thought I'd lost this shirt, I'm so relieved)

Initially I was going to go with a short sleeved sweater and do the whole Audrey Horne thing, but oh well.

OccultHawk · 01-21-2018, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm wearing foxes today (I thought I'd lost this shirt, I'm so relieved)

Initially I was going to go with a short sleeved sweater and do the whole Audrey Horne thing, but oh well.

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Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Yeah, pretty much. I'm wearing foxes today (I thought I'd lost this shirt, I'm so relieved) Initially I was going to go with a short sleeved sweater and do the whole Audrey Horne thing, but oh well. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify Last edited by Chiomara; 01-21-2018 at 08:58 AM.