Review restaurants in your town

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 07-27-2017, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Golden Corrall: This is hell. The end of the line. A land of hopelessness and desperation. I was often dragged here after church with friends' families when I was a kid. The last time I had to eat at a golden corral, the waitress asked me if I was Pentecostal like her (she said she asked because of my hair and outfit-- it was a 1950s outfit which I suppose looked oddly conservative there) and kept trying to invite me to her church. I adjusted my wardrobe a bit after that.

somebody once told me how awesome golden corall was so last time i was in the US (Florida, to be exact) i decided to try it. we were the only people under 300lbs in the entire restaurant and everything tasted as if it had been sitting around all day. never again.

Blank. · 07-27-2017, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

somebody once told me how awesome golden corall was so last time i was in the US (Florida, to be exact) i decided to try it. we were the only people under 300lbs in the entire restaurant and everything tasted as if it had been sitting around all day. never again.

This is why my family refers to it as Golden Trough.

Chiomara · 07-28-2017, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

somebody once told me how awesome golden corall was so last time i was in the US (Florida, to be exact) i decided to try it. we were the only people under 300lbs in the entire restaurant and everything tasted as if it had been sitting around all day. never again.

I like to pretend that everyone eating in that restaurant actually lives there and have been there since the beginning of time-- that it's an alien hive of sorts--and if you linger for too long, their human disguises will slide off onto the ground and they will consume your essence and distribute the rest of you into the many troughs for future visitors to feast upon.

(Their breakfast buffet is alright though)