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Old 07-03-2017, 10:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I don't like it. The syllables don't match up and roll off the tongue the same way.
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Old 07-03-2017, 10:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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a song about MLM to the tune of When Doves Cry
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Old 07-03-2017, 10:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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a song about MLM to the tune of When Doves Cry
How could you just leave me wanking?
Alone in my room, that's so bold
Maybe you're not into bant-ing
Maybe you don't like my lager; too cold
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Old 07-03-2017, 10:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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How could you just leave me wanking?
Alone in my room, that's so bold
Maybe you're not into bant-ing
Maybe you don't like my lager; too cold
goes too well with your avi
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I don't like it. The syllables don't match up and roll off the tongue the same way.

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a song about MLM to the tune of When Doves Cry
I'm afraid I don't know our simian friend well enough to attempt that.
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I'm afraid I don't know our simian friend well enough to attempt that.
all you need to know is that he's a wanker
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Old 07-03-2017, 01:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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OK, here we go. To the tune of, well, you know....


Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to talk about this thing called music
Electric word, music: means a whole lot and that's no lie but I'm here to tell you there's something else: Music Banter.

A world of never ending drama
You can see the bull****, day or night

So when you call up Amazon to order that album:
You know the one: Grime Classics IV?
Instead of asking them how long delivery takes
Tell them download that **** to me baby!

Cause in this life, things are much harder without music.
In this life, it's what you own.


And if those haters try to bring you down
Say **** you: you know who I am?

See he was called Fluffy Kittens, had to change his name;
People did't like it, he hadn't any friends.
Thought his name was rude, not appropriate:
Many complaints, people getting angry -
No no was all he heard.

But he wasn't going to let those haters bring him down now he's

Man Like Monkey
Man Like Ape
Doesn't smoke a cigarette but he really likes to vape.

Big Villa fan, major league;
Followed and supported them for many years,
When they went down, he was so sad;
But he said well you know it really ain't so bad:
They may be relegated but they won't stay down.

Man Like Monkey
Man Like Ape
Doesn't smoke a cigarette but he really likes to vape.

Is he gonna let those haters bring him down? Oh no!
Man Like Monkey
Man Like Monkey
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Gotta have some hip-hop in your life
Gotta have that grime.
Music isn't worth a single damn if it doesn't have that rhyme.

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Take it away!
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I want one of these now. Pleeeease?
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Do one for me to the tune of You Suffer.
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I want one of these now. Pleeeease?
Gimme a tune
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That's that shit I do want to hear

UTV
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Don't know it. Once again: Hi, I'm Trollheart.
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