I'll have to think about this. Again, I don't know you too well really. Aren't you the commie? Once known as Briks? Anything else?

Here's one for me.

To the tune of "Footloose"

Been workin' so hard,
Each journal I start:
More pressure, more work:
It's starting to hurt.

I got this feeling
My brain is gonna explode;
Crash through this ceiling
Unless I lighten up my load.

Now I'm gonna cut loose, fair do's
Gonna shut off the juice.
Oh jeez Louise
I am down on my knees.
Hey Bat, get back, it's something I just can't hack.
I need a cruise, gonna have to cut loose.

TV and movies, cartoon history
Discographies; won't lie:
It's all too much for one guy.
I'm steppin' back now,
Gonna take a real long break.
You can laugh but it's the decision that I make.

Now I'm gonna cut loose, fair do's
Gonna shut off the juice.
Oh jeez Louise
I am down on my knees.
Hey Bat, get back, it's something I just can't hack.
I need a cruise, gonna have to cut loose.

I've got to put my pen down
Just take a good look around
It's time perhaps to hit the town?

Now I'm gonna cut loose, fair do's
Gonna shut off the juice.
Oh jeez Louise
I am down on my knees.
Hey Bat, get back, it's something I just can't hack.
I need a cruise, gonna have to cut loose.

You Suffer by Napalm Death

Ziggy Stardust

EDIT: Should add that you turn these out lightning-quick. Kudos, man.

a song about me to the tune of a frownland song

Here you go.

Go Qwert yourself and calm down
It relieves stress
Go Qwert yourself and calm down
You seem so stressed
Go Qwert yourself
Go Qwert yourself
GO QWERT YOURSELF

Don't know it.
Are you surprised?
Hmm. Ok, that may be hard but I'll give it a go.
No
Ah, they don't write them like that anymore! Qwertyy, make sure you get royalties for his using your name so much in the lyric.

It's a song called You Suffer by Napalm Death, what else is there to know?

I. Do. Not. Know. The Song. Therefore I cannot parody it. Clear?

Here you go Spencer. I thought I'd have trouble with your username, then the first line came to me and I was off. It's a little surreal, but then, it is Bowie...

Spencer played guitar,
Jamming good with the Beach Boys
And the Fabulous Four.
He knew more about music
Than any kid his age.
Became a special guy:
Talented and shy.

Spencer was so cool:
Mirror shades and mohawk haircut
Played guitar by the pool.
He could lay down those grooves good,
He could quote Vonnegut.
The perfect lady's man
And hung, they say, like a ram. :D

But where were the Beatles
As Wilson tried to rob his surfboard
Like a drunken messiah?
So we bitched about his beard
and should he really be feared?

Spencer played for time
Trading licks with Chula Vista
and Plankton and Frown.
But the Beatles got jealous
and then the trouble began.
John Lennon stormed out hurt
and Ringo stayed in a yurt.

Making love with his girlfriend
And about a dozen other girls
Pissed the boys off no end
When he got himself a ban
He had to break up the band.

Spencer played guitar...

Google it old man!

Napalm Death - You Suffer

I love it! Thanks, TH. You didn't even have to make up something like a "beer light." :D

You're of course just doing this to piss me off. Nevertheless, I will explain the problem in case you don't get it, or, alternatively, just to annoy you as you are annoying me.

I can't just look up lyrics. I need to know how the song goes, I need to be very familiar with it in order to write a parody. Add to this the fact that so far as I know ND are a grindcore band whose very presence almost shattered my teeth the one time I attempted to listen to them, and you're basically on a hiding to nothing.

But of course, you knew that.

I will certainly write you a song if you want, but it needs to be one I know so that I can shape it to my needs. Hey, how about "Supper's ready"? Ah. no.
:shycouch:

@ Pet_Sounds: glad you liked it. I threw it together in about five minutes as you can see, but hey, it's not the worst thing in the world. Maybe.

if you would just listen to or google the song you would get the joke here, TH.

Oh yeah. ****ing hilarious. My sides, my sides! :rolleyes: Would have been better if he'd asked me to write one to the tune of 4'33".

Hey, actually! Here it is!


Wasn't that great? No, seriously though: that took a lot of thought. I'm pretty proud of it really. I'm a ****ing genius!

It's not outside of your abilities. Look up the song, research the lyrics, and write me a parody of You Suffer.

Do 'I Am A God' for Frownland.

Do every Manowar song for The Batlord.

brothers of metal about how batlord and i bonded over the glory of manowar

DKI
Manowar for Batty? Good idea.
DKI; but will work maybe on "Blood of my enemies" or maybe "Gates of Valhalla".

Frown here you go:

"Yousef Fer" (well known Arabian noseflautist. I'm sure you're familiar with him.)

Do Robert Wyatt's Sea Song for me. You'd barely have to change anything.

Thrown together in a hurry, but see what you think.

To the tune of Manowar's "Blood of my enemies" (video below for those who don't know it, ie most of you)



Three bands I like and I play them always:
Slayer, Manowar and Ke$ha are their names.
We ride down my enemies on their halfhearted flight.
You're always wrong and I'm always right.
Music Banterers, hear us ride!
Witness our coming, gods of metal!
I ride through the air, I laugh as I die
Except when my mother calls me for my fries.
The ride of the wicked, I am full of lust:
Turn up the volume, death metal or bust!

Strong winds, too much beans!
To the toilet I must fly!
Stains on my bed, if she sees them I'm dead:
Hope I don't hear my mom's angry cries.

Batman's the best superhero of all.
Superman can just suck my balls.
But Deadpool is dead cool and Supergirl too
And Wonder Woman what would I do without you?


Burgers, every day I serve up to these cunts:
Wish they'd all die and leave me alone;
If I could just get me a gun.
Police, leave me be. I'm a white thirties kid.
Don't you understand? We rule this land:
I'll get off no matter what I did.

Now I'm back home, I'm safe and sound.
I told you, no jail for me.
If I were black I wouldn't be back
But this is the land of the free.

For Frownland, rather appropriately to this tune...

I've been making music now for far too long:
You know it's true, and so do I.
If you don't like my music you're just wrong;
I wouldn't take this from any other guy.
And if you don't know how I'm feeling
Don't care if you understand

Never gonna change my ways,
Doesn't matter what you say:
Never gonna compromise my music.
My music is experimental,
Sometimes temperamental:
Got talent I'm gonna use it.

I am an icon of the avant-garde:
I play my music just how I like.
What I do ain't easy, no it's real hard:
If you don't like it just take a hike.
I'll do me and you do you, yeah?
And if you just can't understand

Never gonna change my ways,
Doesn't matter what you say:
Never gonna compromise my music.
My music is experimental,
Sometimes temperamental:
Got talent I'm gonna use it.