Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1850992)

If that's really you in your avatar I don't think you know much about getting your dick sucked.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1850995)

Care to help me out with that, sweetie?

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1850996)

aww <3

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1850997)

**** you, cocksucker.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1850986)

I fainted during Pink Lady Lemonade (I think it was because I was standing for too long with my legs locked) and probably gave myself a concussion. Everything became stars and I fell forward into some people who pushed me back, at which point I stiffened up like a plank, fell backwards, and hit my head. My friend said that I was lying there seizing a bit, so him and a few other people pulled me out and put me on a bench. I chose to walk it off after 10 minutes of resting and drinking water. We got lost on the way to the car, had to wait for an hour and a half for my ride's AAA service to come (locked the keys in the trunk and was to close to showtime to take care of it then) before a 2 hour ride home. I was pretty confused that whole night and the next day I felt incredibly weak. My friend decided to stay at my college with me for a few days longer than he had planned to make sure that I was alright. Felt back to normal after three days but still should've seen a doctor. I've been a dick ever since.

Like what you said in the OP though, a concussion at 50 is far different from one at 19. See a doctor for sure.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1850999)

You ain't know nothin bout cocksuckers

Ugly

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1851002)

Didn't you also **** your pants?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1850997)

**** you, cocksucker.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1837048)

"Ho there, bitches!" yelled Frownland, raising a semen-encrusted hand in a jovial wave. "Suck dick," replied Batlord, in a cheery voice. "You know," said Plankton, turning to face Batlord, "I find it kind of funny that you always tell people to suck dick, when in fact you are the only currently active male member on MusicBanter who actually has sucked a dick." The Batlord shrugged, replying "Life is weird like that, huh?"

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1851004)

I dunno: I reckon he's sucked his fair share in his lifetime.