I hope everyone has a GOOD day today!!!!!!


Thank you to you all for your participation!!

Peace and love to all http://i59.tinypic.com/72tuzr.gif

Hopefully my balls send me a card because their the only children I've ever had.

There seriously was no reason to state the obvious. But if it floats your boat......

Hope all of the forum dads enjoy their days. Have a beer with your sons and keep up with sporting events on TV.

Hopefully my scumbag father dies today. That would be poetic justice. **** Fathers Day. :( (In my case, obviously: everyone else have a good one I guess).

Inb4 Occult comes in with his "this is corporate bs invented by suits to sell cards" comment. Or elphenor. Or both. They'd be right of course.

lol don't buy cards then just spend time with your dads, they'd likely prefer that anyway. Same for mothers day.

You'll miss them when they're gone.

I am so sorry Trollheart you and your dad do not get along..... Thats sad knowing :(

Holidays like these feel absolutely arbitrary and forced to me. How does being guilt tripped into buying random **** no one truly cares about on a specific randomly chosen day where everyone else does it for someone prove you love someone. I mean, it's not asif they can't buy that **** themselves and they're gonna buy something for you when it's your birthday anyways so it's not benefitial to your money either. Why do I have to prove ****, are you guys that insecure? You already know I care about you. That I don't buy stuff doesn't say I don't care about you enough to do anything, because I don't care about myself enough to do anything either.

If I'm ever in some store, and I'm like, hey, that looks like something my dad would want, I may buy it and give it. That at least feels like a genuine gesture of ''Hey, I thought of you because I care about you, and now you don't have to buy it yourself''. These holidays tho, can suck my assfarts. ''I thought of you'' and ''I put effort into you because I care'' don't really amount to much when it was just because of some nationally chosen date for everyone to do it.

Plus, parents already have birthdays. I don't care about those either (including my own) but do they really need 2 holidays while the rest has one. What's the point. Selling more ****? At least birthdays give people the excuse to put together meetups and the rare occurance of them guilts people into actually putting it in their priorities so they actually show up.

+10 to Dylstew's angst stat

*Summon: Ian Curtis' Ghost unlocked*

Well I am literally an angsty depressed teenager, what do you expect. I need to train my edge stat tho, I tend to only be that ironically.
Either way, pointless traditions suck.

I wish you luck on your quest to become an Edgelord.

Thank you, I've been training by randomly typing mean **** I don't even mean in youtube comments for a while now. In november I technically won't be a teenager tho, I'll be 21. I'll still mentally be like 17 by that point. Hell, maybe I will be a prepetual teenage angsty edgelord deep inside. Having asperger's is wonderful.

The it's made up for sales thing is the truth, the only reason it is considered edgelord to say is because those people saying it say it asif it's not obvious to people and act asif they're special for saying it.

Somebody's daddy doesn't love them.

Either he hit you too much, not enough, or you were a little too into it.

No, he does. I love my dad and he loves me back. I just don't like most national holidays in general.

happy birthday you dirty handsome marxist

Is Elphenor a man?

more like a boy but yes

im also a boy yeah

and yw

Ya with the way the world is now,I WOULDNT WANNA BRING AN INNOCENT CHILD INTO IT!!!!!

My kids would be suckin' dicks in gas station bathrooms guaranteed.

"I said **** school and I dipped quick, cause they ****ed my ****, Caught me suckin' dicks in the bathroom with a bitch, but detention was lit, oh ****"

if i had a son he would turn out like the batlord and that's the last thing we need in this world

I'd rather have 1 copy of Donald Trump per country to be president for each respective country.